Wow! It has been one year since starting these Top5 lists. I took a look back and found the most popular of my lists. I went through those and picked out my favorite stuff. So here it is, the best of one year of Top5’s!
While we may not be getting smarter, we sure as hell are getting better at screwing around with people. This guy asked for online help to have the sun photoshopped to be between his fingers. Thank you a-holes, for making me smile.
I used to love reading comic strips every day in the newspaper. None, unfortunately, were like these:
Doll whisper secrets include:
– “I steal your oxygen while you sleep.”
– “Santa Claus is dead. I killed him.”
– “If you go to sleep, you’ll never wake up.”
– “Do you want to see a dead body?”
– “You can only get AIDS once.”
– “Your family hates you.”
– “You were a mistake.”
-EXERCISE VIDEO OF THE WEEK
This is pretty awkward. At least watch the 2:00 and on.
-HERO OF THE WEEK
What do you do when you come across lava? This HERO shows you. SCIENCE!!
-PERVERT OF THE YEAR
-ONLY 20 YEARS AGO
In Alabama, it is illegal to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at all times.
In California, nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
In Maine it’s unlawful to tickle women under the chin with a feather duster.
In Utah, no one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.
In Rhode Island, it is illegal to wear transparent clothing.
In Delaware, it’s illegal to wear pants that are “form-fitting”around the waist.
In Tennessee, hollow logs may not be sold.
In Wisconsin, it is illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.
In Arizona, you may not have more than two dildos in a house.
In Texas, it is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
In Hawaii, coins are not allowed to be placed in ones ears.
In Oregon, one may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on the highway.
In Kansas, it’s illegal to serve wine in teacups.
In Connecticut, pickles must bounce to officially be considered pickles.