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Dan’s Top5 Internet Finds (9/9)

Happy 9/9 everybody!  For some reason it seems like an important day.  I looked up September 9th on Wikipedia and here’s why this day is so important:

IT’S THE BIRTHDAY OF COLONEL SANDERS! Yes, THE Colonel Sanders.

 

I wonder what he would have thought of the Double Down.

 

Anyway, this Top5 is dedicated to YOU, Colonel.  Thank you.  Thank you for your secret flavor recipe of 11 herbs and spices that makes your famous “finger lickin’ good” chicken.  And away we gooooooooooooo!

1.  PRODUCT OF THE WEEK! (NSFW) *Not Safe For Work*
WATCH NOW BEFORE IT’S TAKEN DOWN

I don’t know.  I don’t know.  Just can’t believe it wasn’t made in Japan.

50 Cent had it cumming.

2. TOUGH DAY FOR THESE ANIMALS

Pug-bag

cat-ball-grab

ANOTHER FREEDOM TURTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Check out a couple of my favorite freedom turtles from a previous Top5 here.

turtle

dog-flip

cat-falling

cat-dragging

stolen-lunch

weinerdance 2

You’re doing it wrong.

 

 3.  HASHTAG OF THE WEEK 

#NancyGraceISaBITCH

4. HERO OF THE WEEK!
If I ever get arrested again, I hope I can be as classy as this HERO.

 

5. CHINESE CHILDREN PHOTOS (again…can’t believe it’s not Japan)

You can see them all here.  But here are my six favorites:

China's Embarrassing Childhood Photos

China's Embarrassing Childhood Photos

China's Embarrassing Childhood Photos

China's Embarrassing Childhood Photos

China's Embarrassing Childhood Photos

China's Embarrassing Childhood Photos

 

(BONUS) HERE ARE SOME EXTRA NINES FOR THIS SPECIAL 9/9 DAY !

 

Thank you again for checking out my Top5.  Feel free to check out my past lists on NetSideBar.com.  Lots of timeless pics and videos there.

 

Love you!

@DanWiberg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dan Wiberg
Dan Wiberg lives in South Korea where he is a university "professor" and on and off stand up comic. He grew up enjoying the beautiful beaches of Tampa Bay, Florida. After graduating with a degree in anthropology (this degree legally allows him to tell racist jokes), he came across an internet ad to teach in Asian in 2009. He's been in Korea ever since. He started doing stand-up and his biggest credits to date are opening for Tom Rhodes and doing a three day comedy tour throughout Korea with his group of comedy pals (the Waygoonies). Dan says stuff on Twitter sometimes @DanWiberg.

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