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Dan’s Top5 Internet Finds (4/28/2014)

Here be the five. Please like and share it on the ‘ol Facebook or whatever social networking you young whippersnappers are doin’ these days.

HERE ARE THE 5:

1. DOG STUFF OF THE WEEK

 

 

 

Harley and bubbles

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Derp.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tried to take a Majestic as Fuck picture of my dog...  Instead derpface side-tongue

 

 


Instagram: thriverlife

 

 

 

Willy

 

 

2.  ILLUMINATI STUFF OF THE WEEK

(courtesy of Dave Stopera at Buzzfeed.com)

1. FIRST THINGS FIRST. IT’S OBVIOUS THAT BEYONCÉ IS ILLUMINATI:

FIRST THINGS FIRST. IT'S OBVIOUS THAT BEYONCÉ IS ILLUMINATI:

2. NO BIG SURPRISE THAT PEYTON “FOOTBALL” MANNING IS ILLUMINATI:

NO BIG SURPRISE THAT PEYTON "FOOTBALL" MANNING IS ILLUMINATI:

3. OH, HOW SHOCKING…NOT. JAY Z IS ILLUMINATI:

OH, HOW SHOCKING...NOT. JAY Z IS ILLUMINATI:

4. LEBRON? THAT’S A SLAM DUNK FOR THE ILLUMINATI:

LEBRON? THAT'S A SLAM DUNK FOR THE ILLUMINATI:

5. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE HOSTS OF THE LATE SHOW. OF COURSE THEY’RE ILLUMINATI:

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE HOSTS OF THE LATE SHOW . OF COURSE THEY'RE ILLUMINATI:

6. KIM? KANYE? NEED I SAY MORE:

KIM? KANYE? NEED I SAY MORE:

7. AND KATY PERRY… SHE’S AS ILLUMINATI AS ILLUMINATI COMES:

AND KATY PERRY... SHE'S AS ILLUMINATI AS ILLUMINATI COMES:

8. BUT THEN AGAIN YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT IF YOU EVEN TOOK ONE SECOND OUT OF YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE DAY TO WATCH HER VIDEOS:

BUT THEN AGAIN YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT IF YOU EVEN TOOK ONE SECOND OUT OF YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE DAY TO WATCH HER VIDEOS:

9. BREAD? ILLUMINATI AS HELL:

BREAD? ILLUMINATI AS HELL:

10. DOLPHINS? ILLUMINATI OF THE DEEP:

DOLPHINS? ILLUMINATI OF THE DEEP:

11. AMELIA EARHART WAS ILLUMINATI:

AMELIA EARHART WAS ILLUMINATI:

12. YOUR CHILD’S FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOW? NOTHING BUT ILLUMINATI PROPAGANDA:

YOUR CHILD'S FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOW? NOTHING BUT ILLUMINATI PROPAGANDA:

13. CHOCOLATE MILK…ILLUMINATI. ARE YOU EVEN SURPRISED?

CHOCOLATE MILK...ILLUMINATI. ARE YOU EVEN SURPRISED?

14. YOUR HEADPHONES WHEN THEY GET TANGLED IN YOUR POCKET? WELL, THAT’S ILLUMINATI:

YOUR HEADPHONES WHEN THEY GET TANGLED IN YOUR POCKET? WELL, THAT'S ILLUMINATI:

15. WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU HAD FRENCH TOAST CRUNCH? HOPE IT TASTED GOOD:

WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU HAD FRENCH TOAST CRUNCH? HOPE IT TASTED GOOD:

16. NUTELLA? WAKE UP. WAKE UP!

NUTELLA? WAKE UP. WAKE UP!

17. CAN’T YOU SEE, PEOPLE? CAN’T YOU SEE?!

CAN'T YOU SEE, PEOPLE? CAN'T YOU SEE?!

18. OPEN YOUR EYES. GRASS ISN’T SAFE. GRASS HAS NEVER BEEN SAFE:

OPEN YOUR EYES. GRASS ISN'T SAFE. GRASS HAS NEVER BEEN SAFE:

19. OLD VIDEO GAMES ABOUT FOOTBALL? GUESS WHAT:

OLD VIDEO GAMES ABOUT FOOTBALL? GUESS WHAT:

20. LOOK CLOSELY AT THIS PICTURE. LOOK VERY CLOSELY. CLOSER. WHAT YOU SEE MAY SURPRISE YOU:

LOOK CLOSELY AT THIS PICTURE. LOOK VERY CLOSELY. CLOSER. WHAT YOU SEE MAY SURPRISE YOU:

21. AGAIN, TAKE SOME TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY FOLLOWING THE HERD. LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. LOOK CLOSELY TOWARD THE DOLLAR BILL. WHAT DO YOU SEE? ILLUMINATI?

AGAIN, TAKE SOME TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY FOLLOWING THE HERD. LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. LOOK CLOSELY TOWARD THE DOLLAR BILL. WHAT DO YOU SEE? ILLUMINATI?

22. CAN YOU SPOT THE ILLUMINATI PROPAGANDA IN THIS PICTURE?

CAN YOU SPOT THE ILLUMINATI PROPAGANDA IN THIS PICTURE?

23. LET THE TRUTH BE REVEALED IN THIS EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB:

LET THE TRUTH BE REVEALED IN THIS EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB:

24. EVERY BIT OF TECHNOLOGY YOU OWN IS ILLUMINATI. OPEN YOUR EYES!

EVERY BIT OF TECHNOLOGY YOU OWN IS ILLUMINATI. OPEN YOUR EYES!

25. TAKE A CLOSE LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? ARE YOU FREE? ARE YOU?

TAKE A CLOSE LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? ARE YOU FREE? ARE YOU?

26. ON THE SURFACE THIS MAY LOOK LIKE A NORMAL LAMP. A LAMP YOU MIGHT SEE ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. BUT ON SECOND THOUGHT…

ON THE SURFACE THIS MAY LOOK LIKE A NORMAL LAMP. A LAMP YOU MIGHT SEE ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. BUT ON SECOND THOUGHT...

27. YOU THINK ALL THIS IS MADE UP? WELL, THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU. WAY BIGGER:

YOU THINK ALL THIS IS MADE UP? WELL, THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU. WAY BIGGER:

NEXT TIME YOU SEE SOMETHING, TAKE A SECOND AND OPEN YOUR MIND. DON’T BE AFRAID TO REBEL AGAINST THE POWERS THAT BE:

NEXT TIME YOU SEE SOMETHING, TAKE A SECOND AND OPEN YOUR MIND. DON'T BE AFRAID TO REBEL AGAINST THE POWERS THAT BE:

DON’T BE AFRAID TO SPEAK YOUR MIND:

DON'T BE AFRAID TO SPEAK YOUR MIND:

28. JUST MAKE SURE YOU OPEN YOUR MIND AND SEE WHAT’S BEEN IN FRONT OF YOU THE ENTIRE TIME:

JUST MAKE SURE YOU OPEN YOUR MIND AND SEE WHAT'S BEEN IN FRONT OF YOU THE ENTIRE TIME:

3. HIDING KIDS OF THE WEEK

4. FAMILY TEXTS OF THE WEEK 

5. CHILDREN NOTES OF THE WEEK

15.

22.

xaxor.com“Ate stale cheetos with lunch thanks mom”

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BONUS

I took this video in Seoul on Saturday.

 

Check out all the past Top5’s HERE.

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Dan Wiberg
Dan Wiberg lives in South Korea where he is a university "professor" and on and off stand up comic. He grew up enjoying the beautiful beaches of Tampa Bay, Florida. After graduating with a degree in anthropology (this degree legally allows him to tell racist jokes), he came across an internet ad to teach in Asian in 2009. He's been in Korea ever since. He started doing stand-up and his biggest credits to date are opening for Tom Rhodes and doing a three day comedy tour throughout Korea with his group of comedy pals (the Waygoonies). Dan says stuff on Twitter sometimes @DanWiberg.

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