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Dan’s Top5 Internet Finds (12/8/2014)

Hey you. Yeah you. Come here, I have something to show you. 5 things that you should see…ALL PICS:

1. SANTA CLAUS PICS of the week (via BuzzFeed.com)

1. What demon from the depths of hell created this Santa?!

What demon from the depths of hell created this Santa?!

2. Speaking of demons, this Santa looks like he is in need of an exorcism:

Speaking of demons, this Santa looks like he is in need of an exorcism:

3. You know what a Santa photo doesn’t need? A frightening clown!

You know what a Santa photo doesn't need? A frightening clown!

That little girl probably had nightmares for years from this photo!

4. This Santa looks like he has some serious anger issues:

This Santa looks like he has some serious anger issues:

5. I’m pretty sure that is Jigsaw from the Saw movies in that Santa costume:

I'm pretty sure that is Jigsaw from the Saw movies in that Santa costume:

6. This photo was taken seconds before this Santa dropped dead of old age:

This photo was taken seconds before this Santa dropped dead of old age:

7. This little girl just realized Santa is about to drop her:

This little girl just realized Santa is about to drop her:

But at least he has a good grip on his lunch bag.

8. This kid is probably wondering why Santa is using him as a crutch:

This kid is probably wondering why Santa is using him as a crutch:

9. This Santa looks like he put way too much bourbon in his milk:

This Santa looks like he put way too much bourbon in his milk:

10. So is this Santa supposed to be an aging werewolf?

So is this Santa supposed to be an aging werewolf?

11. To be honest, it might have been the burning smell of alcohol coming off Santa that made this toddler cry:

To be honest, it might have been the burning smell of alcohol coming off Santa that made this toddler cry:

12. OK, this just looks like the corpse of one the Seven Dwarfs:

OK, this just looks like the corpse of one the Seven Dwarfs:

13. I really want to know why in the hell that Santa has a black eye:

I really want to know why in the hell that Santa has a black eye:

14. And I really want to know why this Santa is wearing blue eyeshadow:

And I really want to know why this Santa is wearing blue eyeshadow:

15. This kid’s face says it all:

This kid's face says it all:

16. I’m pretty sure this is just an evil warlock in Santa drag:

I'm pretty sure this is just an evil warlock in Santa drag:

17. OMG, those eyes!!!

OMG, those eyes!!!

18. This Santa looks like he is holding back a bad case of the hangover barfs:

This Santa looks like he is holding back a bad case of the hangover barfs:

19. While this Santa apparently just showed up drunk:

While this Santa apparently just showed up drunk:

20. This just looks like some kind of horrible Eyes Wide Shut fever dream:

This just looks like some kind of horrible Eyes Wide Shut fever dream:

21. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

Everything about this photo is wrong!

22. WTF is even going on in this photo?!

WTF is even going on in this photo?!

23. And finally, remember, Santa knows if you’ve been bad or good… so you’d better be good for goodness sake, ‘cause Santa is watching you:

And finally, remember, Santa knows if you’ve been bad or good… so you’d better be good for goodness sake, ‘cause Santa is watching you:

1. Super Splash Bros

Super Splash Bros

2. The Lion King

The Lion King

3. OH MY GOD!!

OH MY GOD!!

4. Morning Shave

Morning Shave

5. Rocky

Rocky

6. Casual Reading

Casual Reading

7. A Night Out

A Night Out

8. Zero F*cks Given

Zero F*cks Given

9. The Hulk

The Hulk

10. Chess Masters

Chess Masters

11. Sup, ladies?

Sup, ladies?

12. Nap Time

Nap Time

13. Can You Hear Me Now?

Can You Hear Me Now?

14. ZOMBIE!!

ZOMBIE!!

15. The Roller Coaster Robbery

The Roller Coaster Robbery

16. The Surgeons

The Surgeons

17. Just Horsin’ Around

Just Horsin' Around

18. Beer Pong

Beer Pong

19. The Monopoly Men

The Monopoly Men

20. Snakes On Splash Mountain

Snakes On Splash Mountain

21. Jenga

Jenga

22. The Proposal

The Proposal

23. The Older Brother

The Older Brother

24. Cereal Lovers

Cereal Lovers

25. Table Tennis Bros

Table Tennis Bros

26. The Men in Black

The Men in Black

27. Waterboy

Waterboy

28. Getting Ready

Getting Ready

29. The Sommelier

The Sommelier

4. UNFORUNATE THINGS of the week

1. The unfortunate design of these price tags.

The unfortunate design of these price tags.

2. This yearbook photo cropping.

This yearbook photo cropping.

3. This headline–photo combo.

This headline–photo combo.

4. This name tag.

This name tag.

5. The placement of this shadow.

The placement of this shadow.

6. This combination of TV shows.

This combination of TV shows.

7. Steve Hitchin’s username.

Steve Hitchin's username.

8. This URL.

This URL.

9. This sermon typo.

This sermon typo.

10. This reflection.

This reflection.

11. This barcode placement.

This barcode placement.

12. This price tag.

This price tag.

13. This font choice.

This font choice.

14. This yearbook photo caption.

This yearbook photo caption.

15. This:

This:

16. This billboard.

This billboard.

17. This license plate.

This license plate.

18. This translation.

This translation.

19. This:

This:

20. The name of this wine.

The name of this wine.

21. This picture placement.

This picture placement.

5. SATIRICAL PICS of the week
Dan Wiberg
Dan Wiberg lives in South Korea where he is a university "professor" and on and off stand up comic. He grew up enjoying the beautiful beaches of Tampa Bay, Florida. After graduating with a degree in anthropology (this degree legally allows him to tell racist jokes), he came across an internet ad to teach in Asian in 2009. He's been in Korea ever since. He started doing stand-up and his biggest credits to date are opening for Tom Rhodes and doing a three day comedy tour throughout Korea with his group of comedy pals (the Waygoonies). Dan says stuff on Twitter sometimes @DanWiberg.

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