Hey you. Yeah you. Come here, I have something to show you. 5 things that you should see…ALL PICS:
1. SANTA CLAUS PICS of the week (via BuzzFeed.com)
1. What demon from the depths of hell created this Santa?!
2. Speaking of demons, this Santa looks like he is in need of an exorcism:
3. You know what a Santa photo doesn’t need? A frightening clown!
That little girl probably had nightmares for years from this photo!
4. This Santa looks like he has some serious anger issues:
5. I’m pretty sure that is Jigsaw from the Saw movies in that Santa costume:
6. This photo was taken seconds before this Santa dropped dead of old age:
7. This little girl just realized Santa is about to drop her:
But at least he has a good grip on his lunch bag.
8. This kid is probably wondering why Santa is using him as a crutch:
9. This Santa looks like he put way too much bourbon in his milk:
10. So is this Santa supposed to be an aging werewolf?
11. To be honest, it might have been the burning smell of alcohol coming off Santa that made this toddler cry:
12. OK, this just looks like the corpse of one the Seven Dwarfs:
13. I really want to know why in the hell that Santa has a black eye:
14. And I really want to know why this Santa is wearing blue eyeshadow:
15. This kid’s face says it all:
16. I’m pretty sure this is just an evil warlock in Santa drag:
17. OMG, those eyes!!!
18. This Santa looks like he is holding back a bad case of the hangover barfs:
19. While this Santa apparently just showed up drunk:
20. This just looks like some kind of horrible Eyes Wide Shut fever dream:
21. Nope. Nope. Nope.
Everything about this photo is wrong!
22. WTF is even going on in this photo?!
23. And finally, remember, Santa knows if you’ve been bad or good… so you’d better be good for goodness sake, ‘cause Santa is watching you:
And he is creepy as all fuck:
3. ROLLER COAST PICS of the week
3. OH MY GOD!!
6. Casual Reading
8. Zero F*cks Given
9. The Hulk
10. Chess Masters
12. Nap Time
15. The Roller Coaster Robbery
16. The Surgeons
18. Beer Pong
19. The Monopoly Men
20. Snakes On Splash Mountain
23. The Older Brother
24. Cereal Lovers
26. The Men in Black
29. The Sommelier
1. The unfortunate design of these price tags.
2. This yearbook photo cropping.
3. This headline–photo combo.
4. This name tag.
5. The placement of this shadow.
6. This combination of TV shows.
7. Steve Hitchin’s username.
8. This URL.
9. This sermon typo.
10. This reflection.
11. This barcode placement.
12. This price tag.
13. This font choice.
14. This yearbook photo caption.
16. This billboard.
17. This license plate.
18. This translation.
20. The name of this wine.
21. This picture placement.