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Dan’s Top5 Internet Finds (12/22/2014)

It’s Monday. Santa Claus is coming to town. Not your town. It’s the holiday season. Dance like nobody’s watching. Because nobody is. You are alone. You will always be alone.

1. NSB EDITOR FIND of the week

2. NSB EDITOR FIND #2 of the week

3. BABY PICS of the week (found at Buzzfeed.com)

1. This baby can’t even.

This baby can't even.

2. This baby just can’t any more.

This baby just can't any more.

3. This baby is 100% over it.

This baby is 100% over it.

4. This baby has absolutely had it with his creepy family.

This baby has absolutely had it with his creepy family.

5. This baby is completely fed up with playing hiskithara while riding on a dolphin.

This baby is completely fed up with playing his kithara while riding on a dolphin.

(Yes, that’s a dolphin.)

6. This baby cannot fucking believe his parents haven’t noticed that he’s being abducted by the devil and replaced with a changeling.

This baby cannot fucking believe his parents haven't noticed that he's being abducted by the devil and replaced with a changeling.

Typical.

7. This baby simply cannot with these horrible bullies.

This baby simply cannot with these horrible bullies.

Seriously, can you just not?

Seriously, can you just not?

8. This baby is just not happy with the current arrangement.

This baby is just not happy with the current arrangement.

9. “Fuck eagles.” –This baby

"Fuck eagles." –This baby

10. “Fuck owls.” –This baby

"Fuck owls." –This baby

11. “This cow and all these people need to fuck off right now.” –This baby

"This cow and all these people need to fuck off right now." –This baby

12. This baby just can’t with this stupid game.

This baby just can't with this stupid game.

13. This baby simply did not expect to be swaddled in toilet paper today.

This baby simply did not expect to be swaddled in toilet paper today.

It’s just not what he needed this morning.

It's just not what he needed this morning.

14. This baby just cannot with this naked lady throwing coins at him.

This baby just cannot with this naked lady throwing coins at him.

15. All of these babies have had it with being flying heads.

All of these babies have had it with being flying heads.

“Feeeeeccccccckkk.”

"Feeeeeccccccckkk."

16. This baby just wants it all to staaaaahp.

This baby just wants it all to staaaaahp.

18. Just staaaaaaahp!

Just staaaaaaahp!

19. This baby hates apples.

This baby hates apples.

20. We have all been this baby at the party.

We have all been this baby at the party.

United Artists / Via the mind of Daniel Dalton

21. This baby wishes this girl would just buy a damn music stand.

This baby wishes this girl would just buy a damn music stand.

22. These babies cannot with their massive swollen heads.

These babies cannot with their massive swollen heads.

23. Can you even blame this baby for hitting the wine right now?

Can you even blame this baby for hitting the wine right now?

24. This baby just cannot with this beard.

This baby just cannot with this beard.

25. None of these babies are even close to handling this other dickhead baby on a swing.

None of these babies are even close to handling this other dickhead baby on a swing.

26. This baby could literally not give less of a fuck.

This baby could literally not give less of a fuck.

27. Can this baby even? No, it cannot even.

Can this baby even? No, it cannot even.

28. This one baby wishes these other two babies would chillllll.

This one baby wishes these other two babies would chillllll.

29. This baby is like, “What the fuck are you doing down there?! I am literally Jesus Christ.”

This baby is like, "What the fuck are you doing down there?! I am literally Jesus Christ."

30. This baby cannot with adults.

This baby cannot with adults.

31. Seriously, all adults can shove it.

Seriously, all adults can shove it.

32. Like WTF are adults even DOING most of the time.

Like WTF are adults even DOING most of the time.

34. Every single one of these babies is over it.

Every single one of these babies is over it.

35. This baby’s all, “The fuck?”

This baby's all, "The fuck?"

“Like, the actual fuck?”

"Like, the actual fuck?"

36. “Just, fuck it.”

"Just, fuck it."

37. “Fuck it all.”

"Fuck it all."

“I’m taking a piss right here.”

38. “Because everything’s the actual worst.”

"Because everything's the actual worst."

39. #SorryNotSorry

#SorryNotSorry

4. ANIMAL DINNER VIDEO of the week

5. CAT CHRISTMAS VIDEO of the week

http://youtu.be/Pj2ceEcpbgg

Dan Wiberg
Dan Wiberg lives in South Korea where he is a university "professor" and on and off stand up comic. He grew up enjoying the beautiful beaches of Tampa Bay, Florida. After graduating with a degree in anthropology (this degree legally allows him to tell racist jokes), he came across an internet ad to teach in Asian in 2009. He's been in Korea ever since. He started doing stand-up and his biggest credits to date are opening for Tom Rhodes and doing a three day comedy tour throughout Korea with his group of comedy pals (the Waygoonies). Dan says stuff on Twitter sometimes @DanWiberg.

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