How is your December? Is it everything you thought it’d be? Christmas is right around the corner. Have you been naughty or nice? You do realize that Santa Claus is coming to town. He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He watches you taking showers. He is always there. ALWAYS. So am I. At least on Mondays.
1. WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONS of the week
1. Would you rather…
- Live one 1,000-year life?
- Or live ten 100-year lives?
2. Would you rather…
- Have legs as long as your fingers?
- Have fingers as long as your legs?
3. Would you rather…
- Be illiterate, but have the power to read minds?
- Or just have the ability to read?
4. Would you rather…
- Eat chocolate-flavored poop?
- Or eat poop-flavored chocolate?
5. You’re on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather…
- They are top-half fish?
- Or they are bottom-half fish?
6. Would you rather…
- Be 4’5”?
- Or be 7’7”?
7. Would you rather…
- Be able to run at 100 miles per hour?
- Or fly at 10 miles per hour?
8. Would you rather…
- Sweat mayo?
- Or have to poop a softball?
9. Would you rather…
- Have a dragon?
- Or be a dragon?
10. Would you rather…
- Be sexually attracted to fruit?
- Or have Cheetos dust permanently stuck on your fingers?
11. Would you rather…
- Never have to worry about money?
- Or live in a world with Pokémon?
12. Would you rather…
- Speak any language fluently?
- Or be able to talk to animals?
13. Would you rather…
- Fart popcorn?
- Or have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?
14. Would you rather…
- Have a vagina on your forehead?
- Or have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?
15. Would you rather…
- Have a bell go off every single time you are aroused?
- Or feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone says your name?
16. Would you rather…
- Only be able to whisper?
- Or only be able to shout?
17. Would you rather…
- Have sex with a goat, and no one knows you did it?
- Or NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?
18. Would you rather…
- Watch your parents have sex every day of your life?
- Or join in once to stop it?
2. STARS WITH NO TEETH pics of the week
3. FIREPLACE VIDEO of the week
Winter is here. This video helps.
4. WEBSITE of the week
5. ANOTHER WEBSITE of the week
I went to YouTube and I typed in “funny” in the search bar. Then I changed the search filter to put the highest viewed video first. This is the highest viewed video on YouTube.com when you search the word “funny.” Sidebar: The French have no taste in humor.