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Dan’s Top5 Internet Finds (10/7)

I tell you what.  Surfing the web is not an easy job.  This week I have been really busy with work, writing and performing jokes, and traveling Korea (all while napping as much as possible).  I will be the first to admit that I have “mailed it in this week.”  You know, with the internet and e-mailing, don’t you think that phrase “mailing it in” is outdated.  I mean handwriting a letter, putting it in an envelope, licking the back, putting a stamp on it, and walking to the mailbox is damn hard work when you think about it nowadays.  So I think it’s time to change the expression from “mailing it in” to “e-mailing it in.”  Because, e-mailing is a hell of a lot easier. With those words of wisdom out of the way, it’s time for my Top5 List.  My apologies for e-mailing it in.

1. (American) POLITICAL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

2. HERO OF THE WEEK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROixfhb6ZKY

3. ANIMAL OF THE WEEK

Best glue joke wins a prize.

4. WORST/BEST IDEA OF THE WEEK

If you do this, please tell me what happened.

5. GIF OF THE WEEK

You gotta’ watch this on a loop for a minute or two. It gets better and better.

 

BONUS: OBITUARY OF THE WEEK

“William Freddie McCullough – BLOOMINGDALE – The man. The myth. The legend. Men wanted to be him and women wanted to be with him. William Freddie McCullough died on September 11, 2013. Freddie loved deep fried Southern food smothered in Cane Syrup, fishing at Santee Cooper Lake, Little Debbie Cakes, Two and a Half Men, beautiful women, Reeses Cups and Jim Beam. Not necessarily in that order. He hated vegetables and hypocrites. Not necessarily in that order. He was a master craftsman who single -handedly built his beautiful house from the ground up.

Freddie was also great at growing fruit trees, grilling chicken and ribs, popping wheelies on his Harley at 50 mph, making everyone feel appreciated and hitting Coke bottles at thirty yards with his 45. When it came to floor covering, Freddie was one of the best in the business. And he loved doing it. Freddie loved to tell stories. And you could be sure 50% of every story was true. You just never knew which 50%. Marshall Matt Dillon, Ben Cartwright and Charlie Harper were his TV heroes. And he was the hero for his six children: Mark, Shain, Clint, Brandice, Ashley and Thomas.

Freddie adored the ladies. And they adored him. There isn’t enough space here to list all of the women from Freddie’s past. There isn’t enough space in the Bloomingdale phone book. A few of the more colorful ones were Momma Margie, Crazy Pam, Big Tittie Wanda, Spacy Stacy and Sweet Melissa (he explained that nickname had nothing to do with her attitude). He attracted more women than a shoe sale at Macy’s. He got married when he was 18, but it didn’t last. Freddie was no quitter, however, so he gave it a shot two more times. It didn’t work out with any of the wives, but he managed to stay friends with them and their parents.

In between his many adventures, Freddie appeared in several films including The Ordeal of Dr. Mudd, A Time for Miracles, The Conspirator, Double Wide Blues and Pretty Fishes. When Freddie took off for that pool party in the sky, he left behind his sons Mark McCullough, Shain McCullough and his wife Amy, Clint McCullough and his wife Desiree, and Thomas McCullough and his wife Candice; and his daughters Brandice Chambers and her husband Michael, Ashley Cooler and her husband Justin; his brothers Jimmie and Eddie McCullough; and his girlfriend Lisa Hopkins; and seven delightful grandkids. Freddie was killed when he rushed into a burning orphanage to save a group of adorable children. Or maybe not. We all know how he liked to tell stories.” See the full story here.

 

That’s it for this week.  I hope I could have brought a smile (or at least a little grin) with this week.  If not, maybe I can next time.  Have a nice week.  Love you!

-Dan

Dan Wiberg
Dan Wiberg lives in South Korea where he is a university "professor" and on and off stand up comic. He grew up enjoying the beautiful beaches of Tampa Bay, Florida. After graduating with a degree in anthropology (this degree legally allows him to tell racist jokes), he came across an internet ad to teach in Asian in 2009. He's been in Korea ever since. He started doing stand-up and his biggest credits to date are opening for Tom Rhodes and doing a three day comedy tour throughout Korea with his group of comedy pals (the Waygoonies). Dan says stuff on Twitter sometimes @DanWiberg.

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